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Thursday, August 1, 2013

KENAPA TAK SERIK-SERIK LAGI!




Sejak dua hari lepas Kjee banyak menjalankan urusan kerja di luar. Justru tak dapat nak update hari2. Hari ni barulah dapat lepak2, santai2 kat rumah.

Apa aktiviti nak buat kalau santai? Biasanya boleh kunyah2 depan TV. Selalunya tak ada apa nak kunyah tapi apabila dah berlambak2 kudapan, tak boleh pulak makan sebab puasa. Ayoyo..kenapalah biskut Raya tu asyik jeling jer tengok aku.

Anyway, hari ni Kjee nak buat kerja nakal. Sejak seminggu dua ni, Kjee asyik tukar gambar profil kat Facebook. Kejap gambar my Snowy, Cheetam dan Ginger, sekejap gambar makanan dan sekejap gambar ntah apa2 ntah.

Semuanya kerana insan2 kat bawah ni. Profil picture dia macam2 ada. Ada yang berani paparkan wajah nigger mereka dan ada guna gambar Mat Salleh ntah mana.  Mungkin gambar Mat Salleh yang dah kojol pun ada dia orang gunakan. Hehehe.

Ayat2 semua standard. Harap2 korang tak tergoda. Ini semua nak kuruskan bank akaun korang atau nak jadikan korang keldai dadah. Tak payahlah yer.








1.

How are you doing? You really look like an angel from heaven, you look so cute and no man can resist you. I like you and your profile is interesting. Your beautiful picture caught my attention. I would like us to have a good communication here so we can know each other better. Please tell me about yourself ? I really hope to hear from you soon. Take care

George


2.
hi how are you doing am james staind a british citizen hope all is well with you.i really appreciate your beauty,and i hope you can allow me to develop a good relationship with you which can last forever .i would really like us to know each other well,hope you will tell me about your self.hope to hear from you sooner regards james staind

3.
Hello... I must confess that you are a very beautiful woman, so pretty, nice and gentle and I would like to know you better as I am searching for a serious long lasting relationship.

I am John Watson Jr of the US Army but presently working here in Kabul, Afghanistan.

I saw your profile and sincerely wish to know you better and would like to have a serious and good relationship with you. I will love to know more about you if you do not mind and I will tell you more about myself when I receive your reply.

Again please we are not allowed on the face book and they monitor us so reply only to my private email address:: nkk4@outlook.com

Do have a pleasant day and stay blessed.

I wait for your reply and please dont forget to reply only to my email address: nkk4@outlook.com

Best Regards John Watson Jr

4.
Hello beautiful, My name is Gabriel, I have a friendly feeling, as I saw your profile today And decide to leave a message for you, I like the gentleness in your eyes which shows sincerity,I will like us to get to know each other better, if you get my note and it touches you to be a friend to me and if you feel to know more about me, i would like to chat with you so that we can get to know more about each other.................cheers.


5.
Hallo,I came along your profile and I decided to send you a message. If you would like to know more about me, please reply me bck. I am only looking for a serious relationship, a kind of life-partner. If you are interesting please contact me.I would say, it takes a second to say “I love you”, but a lifetime to show it! I have enough that I want to share with the right person I will find and I hope to find someone real, because I have being looking far too long for Mis Right. I wish you a wonderful day.


7 comments:

NenetPenne (NP) said...

ayat tak boleh blahhh...geli geleman baca.... dah dah lah tu kan..tu taktik lapok dah tu...

Anonymous said...

Kita balas message mereka....My Dear, actually all you see on my face book is just a hoax, please do not send anymore messages..cause I'm also doing the same business as you!!!

Ann Ishak said...

mat hitam ni power kot dalam mengayat, tu yang mudah cair bila dengar hiksss

Anonymous said...

dari nigeria gambia zambia semua penipu
kat uk blacklisted.
followed by turki.

aLEEamanina said...

I think I received 3 or 4 messages like this.
Hahaha..
And all of them ended with - I'm sorry, I already have a boyfriend. But I didn't put a picture of us together on facebook.

In reality... I have none!

hahahaha

NM said...

Salam Kak Jee,

Itulah masalahnya sekarang ni...banyak orang tak tau yang orang Afrika ni guna sihir...voodoo dorang power kak Jee...kalau diri tak ada pendinding memang boleh kena. Ada banyak kes perempuan kena sihir melalui gambar-gambar diorang dalam akaun Facebook.Saya pun dah terkena dulu...but Alhamdulillah tak serius sangat.

To all Facebookers, please be careful on adding a stranger to your friends list.

Kjee said...

Salam NM. Kjee tak pernah add strangers (foreigners). I just block them.

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